Worst-written message from a recruiter yet?

[marnen]

I received the following e-mail message from an IT recruiter. I am posting it in its entirety, editing only to render into HTML and to obfuscate e-mail addresses so I don't make more spambait. Names have not been changed to protect the linguistically challenged.

Note: I realize that this guy may be perfectly intelligent and capable of expressing himself in his native language, but there's no way that he should be sending out English-language e-mail without more study -- and I am surprised that his employer didn't realize this, since previous messages from them haven't been nearly so bad.

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From: <vijay DOT majji AT makrotech DOT com>
Date: September 17, 2007 9:43:44 AM EDT
To: <marnen AT marnen DOT org>
Subject: Direct Client Requirement

Hi Marnen,
                   I Got U'r EmailID From Our DataBase.We Have A Reqt For Java Developer Position So I sent A Mail to u.If U'r Looking For This Type Of Requiremenet's ,I Would Appreciate U,If U Send me U'r Updated Resume .

Regards,
Vijay Kumar Majji,
Makro Technologies,
P:973.481.0100 ext 3095.

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Comments

[collwen.livejournal.com]

Oh good ever loving gods.

*hugs

[taliesinsmuse.livejournal.com]

I want to comment.....

But....

I can't. I'm..... speechless.

That's AWFUL!!!

[stefka.livejournal.com]

What an excellent excuse to use my new icon. *Shudder*

THIS is business correspondence?

[alphawench.livejournal.com]

i received a recriutment letter with similarly horrendous grammar and random useagge of l33tspeak... was very tempted to email back to the effect of " please learn proper grammar and spelling for use in business correspondence. until then, do not contact me."

[singebkdrft.livejournal.com]

The Grammar Police need to have a beat-down on him.... With batons, rubber bullets and tazers.